I just got home after working a 11 hour shift.
God damn I was hungry
These are my favorite Easter chocolates
I eat them by the boxload every year throughout March and April.
When Easter is over, I am sad.
Until now….
Because an hour ago, I was meandering around the Halloween aisle at the store, as I am wont to do.
And I paused to glance at the chocolate Halloween candy, because I eat enough chocolate that I am now convinced it is a part of my DNA.
(I really cannot believe there was an actual image to go with the chocolate DNA statement, but I digress…)
As I was glancing, my eyes fell upon…
A MOTHERFUCKING CADBURY SCREME EGG.
THEY EVEN GOT CREATIVE WITH THE NAME.
SO SIMPLE, YET SO FITTING FOR THE SEASON.
TWO THUMBS WAY THE FUCK UP CADBURY. WAY TO GO.
I wasn’t even in the mood for chocolate but I grabbed two of those bitches and made my way home, where I inhaled them so fast I almost didn’t even notice…
THE GREEN FUCKING CREME. I SHOULD HAVE NOTICED IT WHEN I LOOKED AT THE WRAPPER BUT I WAS TOO SHOCKED TO PAY ATTENTION.
BUT THE CREME IS GREEN.
AND IT’S DELICIOUS.
And this is why this has been the best day-after-my-birthday EVER.
I hope this is a new thing, because if these have been around for years and I’m just now noticing I’m going to feel like a HUGE dumbass.
