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anneboleyns:

we are all fester

This makes me laugh so hard. His face in the third panel lmao

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If that isn’t the happiest face you’ve ever seen then I don’t believe you.

If that isn’t the happiest face you’ve ever seen then I don’t believe you.

chubby-bunnies:

Pre-interview nerves! But my confidence has grown enormously seeing all you lovely ladies on this blog! It’s hard, but everyone deserves to feel beautiful in their own skin. US size 24 and loving it!

chubby-bunnies:

Pre-interview nerves! But my confidence has grown enormously seeing all you lovely ladies on this blog! It’s hard, but everyone deserves to feel beautiful in their own skin. US size 24 and loving it!

So, this morning I found out I’m going to be an aunt again in October

hazardoushanna:

Which is cool and all

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But, I used a barcode scanner on my sister-in-law’s baby announcement and

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The Purple Drank. I’m literally dying. 

Lmao this is amazing. I’m nicknaming the child purple drank and they will have no clue why

Opening Day poem.

inothernews:

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Fuck you, snow

Fuck you, winter

'tis the season

of splendid splinters.

Of caught fly balls

and stolen bases;

of triples, doubles,

and pennant races.

Under domes, 

or wide, blue sky —

away or home,

let homers fly.

Hit inside pitch;

bunts down the line;

World Series rings —

it’s baseball time.

(Photo of Major League Baseball’s opening day ceremonies in San Diego, CA on Sunday, March 30 by USA Today)

God he’s so dope

God he’s so dope

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stuckinabucket:

Today on “Predators fucking up”…


GOD DAMMIY MOON MOON

stuckinabucket:

Today on “Predators fucking up”…

GOD DAMMIY MOON MOON

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is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

We hunger for significance. For signs that our personal existence is of special meaning to the universe. To that end, we’re all to eager to deceive ourselves and others, to discern a sacred image in a grilled cheese sandwich or find a divine warning in a comet.

—Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey (Ep. 3: When Knowledge Conquered Fear)

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